If you’ve been living in a Kardashian free world the last few years (bless your soul, you miraculous human), then you might not be up to speed on the Blac Chyna and Amber Rose VS. Kardashian’s drama. Maybe you are up to date, but you're still just confused AF. To keep things simple, we'll just update you here when the next, inevitable, drama happens. WATCH THIS SPACE (or check below for the definitive breakdown.)
Let us break down the feud timeline for you real quick...
February: Kim Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend Ray J releases a sex tape the couple made in 2003, launching the careers of Kim and her entire family #careergoals.
October: Keeping Up With The Kardashians begins filming it’s first season.
Kanye West and Amber Rose begin dating.
Amber and Kanye break up, amid rumours he had cheated on her with Kim.
August: Kim marries NBA star Kris Humphries (HI!).
October: Kim files for divorce from Kris (BYE!).
April: Kim and Kanye begin officially dating, even though she is technically still married to Kris. Kanye releases the song Cold, where he raps “Only n**** I got respect for is Wiz / And I’ll admit, I had fell in love with Kim around the same time she had fell in love with him.”
October: Rapper Tyga and his girlfriend, Blac Chyna, welcome a son named King Cairo Stevenson.
December: Tyga and Chyna confirm they are engaged. Kim and Kanye announce they are expecting a child together.
June: Kris and Kim’s divorce is finalized. North West is born. Many fur coats and tutu’s to come.
July: Amber Rose weds Wiz Khalifa after having their first child in February, a son named Sebastian.
October: Kanye proposes to Kim on her 33rd birthday
May: Kim and Kanye wed in Italy, their guests included friends Tyga and Blac Chyna. Rob Kardashian skipped the wedding, cementing his tense relationship with his sisters for years to come.
August: Tyga and Blac Chyna split. Tyga hosts Kylie Jenner’s 17th Birthday party, the first of many times the pair would be seen in public together.
September: Amber Rose files for divorce from Wiz Khalifa, just 14 month after their wedding.
February: IT'S A BIG MONTH PEOPLE, BRACE YOURSELVES.
Amber Rose appears on The Breakfast Club radio show to give her unfiltered opinion of Kylie Jenner. "She's a baby, she needs to go to bed at 7 o'clock and relax," Rose said, "That's ridiculous. [Tyga] should be ashamed of himself. For sure. He has a beautiful woman and a baby and left that for a 16-year-old who just turned 17."
Khloé Kardashian starts a twitter war on behalf of her little sister. Saying “Please don’t worry about my sister who has a career & her shit together at ONLY 17, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones,” and refers to Amber’s past as a stripper. "Please stop talking about us in interviews mama. None of us talk about you." Amber responds “I’m happy u brought up the fact I was a stripper at 15… I'll be that lil whore to support my family like ur older sister is a whore 2 support hers. We're even.”
Kanye West also makes an appearance on The Breakfast Club to say “She's just soakin' in the moment. If Kim had dated me when I first wanted to be with her, there wouldn't be an Amber Rose,” West said, "It's very hard for a woman to want to be with someone that's been with Amber Rose. ... I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim."
April: Blac Chyna posts an Instagram pic mocking Kylie’s lips. She also posts screen-grabs of text conversations, which she alleged were from Tyga, saying he wanted to be with her again.
August: Kylie Jenner turns 18, the couple immediately go public. Tyga gifts Kylie two cars, including a $260,000 Ferrari.
November: Tyga and Kylie split on his 26th Birthday, they rekindle their romance just days later.
January: ANOTHER BIG ONE PEOPLE!
Brazilian model Annalu Cardoso claims to have affair with Tyga, while 14-year-old model Molly O’Malia accuses the rapper of sending her uncomfortable messages.
Blac Chyna posts photo of herself hugging Rob Kardashian and captions the pic “The Beginning.” Khloé tweets “You can do anything. But never go against the family.”
Kanye goes on a Twitter rant against Wiz Khalifa, once again dragging Amber Rose’s name through the mud, saying “you let a stripper trap you.” Well, Amber isn’t putting up with this s*** again. The star hits back with one of the sassiest tweets of all time, “Awww @kanyewest are u mad I'm not around to play in ur a--hole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch.”
West deletes his tweets, to which Rose responds, “Lol @kanyewest Now u wanna delete ur tweets cuz Muva has arrived? #TwitterFingers #UrGettingBodiedByAStripperN---a."
February: Kim and Amber pose for a selfie together.
March: Kim Kardashian posts a controversial nude selfie, Amber Rose defends the star saying “I thought she looked beautiful,” Amber said. “I’m a mom. I know how hard it is to, like, work out and try to get your body back but at the same time, embracing the fact that your body does change after you have a baby. After carrying a baby, I just think it’s really cool and I’ve seen that she’s been getting a lot of [flack] for it and I didn’t think it was fair.”
April: Rob proposes to Blac Chyna after 3 months of dating. Kim forces Kylie to make up with her former enemy and girl world is at peace, ala Mean Girls.
May: Blac Chyna announces she is expecting Rob Kardashian's first child. OH EM GEE!