I don't wanna oversell this or anything, but I'm 99% sure this is my favourite story of 2016. Second only to the kerfuffle that is Blac Chyna vs every Kardashian.
This year has had it's ups and downs (mostly downs), but every once in a while a hero comes along, with the strength to carry on... and pole dance on the subway.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great happiness I introduce you to Pole Dancing Rat, a rodent who lowkey strips on the New York City subway.
The New York Post shared this footage with the note:
"This rat, spotted at 3 a.m. on a train to Queens, waited until after hours to show off its mad dance and climbing skills."
Happy Wednesday to you: