Scarlett Johansson may be happily married now, but once upon a time, she was just like us, fighting off douchebags with a stick.
Opening up in an interview with Cosmopolitan, 31-year-old Scarlett admitted to hitting "rock bottom" while trying to make things work with her ex... and come confessions ring far too true to the single folk who have been previously scorned by the bad boy.
"Long, long ago, I had someone in my life who was forever unavailable.... but like, so, attractively unavailable. You have to get to your breaking point," she told the mag. "Rock bottom is the moment when you're like 'I've lost myself. Why am I standing outside the bar at 1.30am in the morning texting while my friends are inside? Or taking a taxi to see him at some ungodly hour? This isn't me.
"This is the moment you've gotta cut it off. Otherwise, it will keep coming back to suck your blood," she added. Villain boyfie or vampire? Sometimes you just can't tell the difference.
The big question on everybody's lips though, (aside from when wine-time kicks off today), is who ScarJo's horrid ex actually is?
The Hollywood hottie was previously married to Ryan Reynolds (but we can't imagine him being a player?!) She was also linked to Jude Law in 2003, Jared Leto in 2004 and Sean Penn in 2011. Her more serious relationships with James Holzier from 2003 to 2004 and Josh Hartnett from 2005 to 2007.
ScarJo has since shaken off those dating woes, and is happily married with one child to French millionaire hubby Romain Dauriac.
And while she enjoys her super-cute fam, we're going to try get to the bottom of Scarlett's case of the ex #staytuned.