Because, really, who doesn’t love a prankster with a heart of gold? Especially when he’s at hot-daym as Ryan Reynolds...
He’s done some amazing things with his career.
The time on Sesame Street when I charmed the children with my face popping out of an A-hole.
Animal welfare is a top priority for the babe.
I wonder if sharks are huddled up underwater, scared shitless while watching human week.
He’s not afraid to express his emotions (he just has a lot of feelings about Zayn Malik, you know?)
Paint one mural of Zayn on the hood of your car in gold leaf and real hair, and suddenly, you’re ‘obsessed.
He gives out all of the dad goals.
Nothing’s better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter’s eyes, whispering, ‘I can’t do this.
He knows what’s sexy. Aaand what’s not.
I can’t think of anything more threatening to send a woman than a picture of a penis. In terms of sexy, it’s, like, just a rung below a picture of yourself committing domestic terrorism.