BREAKING NEWS. SO IMPORTANT, YOU CAN’T BELIEVE HOW IMPORTANT. GIRD YOUR LOINS, AND START READING.
Loose cannon and “shock exit” aficionado Megan Marx has accidentally spilled the beans on how The Bachelor ends.
In an interview with the Sydney Morning Herald, old mate referred to the winner as Richie Strahan’s fiancé when discussing whether or not she would hang out with them. You guys, there are beans everywhere.
While the ‘Mexit’ shocked fans, it’s time to turn our attention to who has stolen Bachie Strahan’s heart. Megs, our time was real, but, girl bye!
We all know that the winner usually keeps to themselves after filming wraps, while the rest of the girls frolic around town and attempt to land Instagram modeling careers. Just ask Froyo:
With that in mind, let's put our thinking caps on and examine. Bacon enthusiast Noni posted a photo to FB of a mag spread with the top ten girls… and tagged everyone other than Nikki. How suspicious. Also, all the girls commented except for Nikki. Double suss. Not enough? Yeah, fair call. There’s more…
In an interview with NW, Nikki said ''I wouldn't say I'm falling in love yet, but I think there's definitely potential there and I'm excited to see what happens next.” Sooo, y’all together then? Or are you just planning to stage a Louise Pillidge-style coup?
It’s the second time she’s slipped up her tenses, too. A couple weeks ago the blonde beauty, who scored the first date and pash with Bachie Strahan, was in a meeting with Access All Areas when she mixed up her words and made the internet melt with excitement.
"When I first met him I was in his eyes immediately," she said. "And that's something that continues... continued, continued."
Unless she’s hard trolling us, or the producers are trying to throw us off for a surprise win by the charming Keria Maguire, looks like Nikki is getting her hands on Richie’s peen. And probably an engagement ring.
This has literally turned into a spilled bean soup. Stay tuned for more bachie goss.