*Cannot stress the importance of looking away if you don't want your The Bachelor experience ruined, cos spoilers. Do not blame me if you are sad in two seconds*
Hey friends, today is a big day. We are literally hours away from finding out who wins this season of The Bachelor, and ultimately lands Richie Strahan's peen.
But, once again, The Daily Mail has turned up the sass and cracked the mystery of who wins... only this time they haven't scaled a building to take photos of Sasha and Sam through curtains. No, they've used the powers of ~deduction~ like the sneaky 007's they are.
In a photo snapped in Bali, one day after the filming of the final rose ceremony, luggage belonging to the Bachelor winner was loaded into a van, along with Richie's and some other rando crew member's junk.
The photo shows a fetching lime green suitcase and a black Nike bag. Pretty boring, yeah? Well... if you check out the below photos, Alex Nation is seen with the lime suitcase, while the Nike bag was toted around by Sir Strahan.
Holy fucking shit you guys, is Alex the winner?
It wouldn't be too shocking... we know from the past that a Reality TV contestant (Sam) is hardly going to bring a single mother to the final if he ain't choosing her (Snez).
Butttttttt Nikki has been considered by many as the surefire winner considering how regularly she "accidentally" let's slip that she's the winner. Although, maybe it could have been a little old misdirection?
OH! The drama is too much. Can someone please build a time machine and just bring us forward a few hours? We need to be put out of our misery.
Can't wait to watch Alex and Richie's totes real and amazing banter tonight.
See more photos at the Daily Mail.