1. You’ve peed in every shower you’ve ever stepped foot in. A few swimming pools, too. Let’s not even talk about the ocean.
2. Nothing satisfies you more than popping a massive pimple. So gross. So rewarding.
3. You’ve unashamedly lied and said you had plans when, actually, your plans were to sit in front of the TV, eat a whole pizza, guzzle wine from the bottle, and fall asleep with the pizza box still open on your lap.
4. You’ve farted yourself awake at night. Sometimes it’s good you're single, right?
5. You clog up your phone with the amount of selfies you take and have to go on a daily delete binge. And you definitely ditch work emails before hot-AF snaps.
6. When you only get one pathetic little Like on your FB post, so you delete it and hope to God no-one notices. And if they do, you go the old, “Oh, weird, there must be something wrong with my Facebook…” line.
7. You defs have imaginary arguments with people in your head. If you lose, though, that’s super awks…